carbonated crazy


the feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can’t take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.
bertha: “hey, hortense, you seem a little tense.”

hortense: “it’s that d-mn break-room door. i’ve been hearing it all day. ‘squeak, fweee! squeak, fweeet! fwee!'”

bertha: “you getting enough b-12? cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!”

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