cardboard cling
when the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. this situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course i was a victim of cardboard cling.
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