cardinal
a “prince” of the catholic church; cardinals elect the pope. they are usually bishops. they wear scarlet dresses.
are the st. louis cardinals named after birds or the “princes” of the catholic church?
the cardinals or cardinalidae are a family of p-sserine birds found in north and south america. the south american cardinals in the genus paroaria are placed in another family, the thraupidae (previously placed in emberizidae).
it’s a bird…
look at that red cardinal!
nickname of sports teams at leland stanfurd junior university. named after the color, hence teams are called “the cardinal” as opposed to “the cardinals” the name was chosen due to a lack of creativity on campus after the “indians” name was terminated due to political correctness.
person 1: what’s your favorite college football team?
stanfurd fan: the cardinal
person 1: i asked for your favorite college football team, not your favorite color…
1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to sn-tch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke
i can’t believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play
i’m not surprised he cardinals everytime he’s in the spotlight
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