cargill
when something has gone wrong, or some one has done something incorrectly
due to someone’s negligence or incompetence has caused something very bad to go wrong.
this is mainly used for mistakes which could have been easily avoided with basic understanding of the subject matter
“hey man, did you manage to complete the work”
“no man, i tried but half way through i cargilled it right up”
3 more definitions
a large agribusiness company located in hopkins, minnesota. their main criteria in selecting employees is making sure that you are not a white male. the one exception to this is in upper management, where they hire white males exclusively.
cargill told me that my education and background are great, but they were really looking for a candidate who has br–sts.
a pedophile child rapist
cargill likes to touch little boys.
a teenager with bad acne and braces.
omg! your so f-cked up your a cargill!
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