Caribbean Handshake

an 8 step handshake process unique to local islanders in the netherlands antilles. it begins with a traditional handshake, then slides into interlocking thumbs, next to a circular thumb grip, followed by three fist b-mps and conculded by the presentation of one’s forarm across the chest.
wow, how did you learn that caribbean handshake.
the cool caribbean street man’s form of h-llo. a melange of the traditional white man handshake and the african american handshake, with added bells and whistles because everything takes longer in the caribbean. a traditional handshake begins, immediately leading into an interlocking of thumbs, then the pullback to the fingertip handshake, then a dap and chake, then to a series of two vertical fist b-mps. the caribbean handshake is usually concluded with a diagonal placement of the right forearm across your chest like a midieval knight would do. for effect, the one armed hug can also be performed while the fingertip handshake portion occurs.
tourists can never replicate the complicated, locally-created proceedure of the caribbean handshake, so if you do it well, it proves you are truly a cool local.