Carled


when a non-chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
“why is that chav bleeding?”

“oh, he just got carled.”
to get knocked out by your wife.
steve: holy sh-t that dude just got carled!!!
gabe: what a f-cking p-ssy.
the act of being violently murdered over anything less than 20 dollars, such as carl from grand theft auto does.
jim: my friend was just killed!

bob: over what?

jim: i think he got carled

bob: b-mmer

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