Carlsbad Grimple

a s-xual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man’s p-n-s before being s-xually serviced by thai prost-tutes. the term was introduced by samantha bee on comedy central’s daily show in her -n-lysis of cia chief goss’ departure from the cia amid questions surrounding prost-tutes and poker parties at the watergate hotel.
goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the watergate hotel in 2005
the injection of heroin (or other drugs) directly into the p-n-s. as noted by intrepid “daily show” ewpoerter samantha bee.
it is untrue that the ex-head of the cia was caught doing a carlsbad grimple.
the act of injecting heroin into the tip of one’s p-n-s whilst receiving s-xual services (usually by underaged thai hookers,) said to be spectacular… or lethal.
-where’s teddy?
-oh, didn’t you hear? he died from the carlsbad grimple his spanish teacher gave him last night.
-lucky b-st-rd.
the act of injecting heroin into the p-n-s.
“louie’s veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the carlsbad grimple.”
to have the head of your p-n-s injected with a drug, usually heroin
president bush loves giving the carlsbad grimple to d-ck cheney.
a s-x act in which the tip of one’s p-n-s is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
first referenced in the daily show with jon stewart on may 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the cia.
during the orgy with the thai hookers, jon got a carlsbad grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.