Carlsen


the act of lazy, static, or p-ssive s-x normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
“if you guys run into any ladies that don’t want to f-ck you, send her my way. i’ll be in my chair; give her the carlsen.”

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