Carlyle
a funny, smart, attractive, and respectable human being of many talents.
look how everyone is so drawn to that carlyle
very beautiful green eyed blond with many talents. best personality than anyone around. always smiling and enjoying every second of life. likes to drink, smoke, hang out with friends, and have a good time. very trustworthy and responsible. loyal to friends. respectable towards adults. slim model body. great in bed. perfect br–sts. always looks great and smells good. wonderful sense of style. amazing kisser. will easily turn you on and captivate you with her gorgeous eyes. loved by everyone, but catches h-ll by some because they are very jealous. very loyal and truthful to any boyfriend she has. not a cheater. doesn’t hate anyone. just perfect in every way.
dude, that carlyle is the total package!
complete hoe-bag, sk-nk/wh-r-/sl-t; mother f-cking cheater and pathological liar; stealer of boyfriends; total weirdo; soon-to-be prost-tute (grade-a prost-tute in training); c-ck sucker of all kind; at least 99.2% chance of having stds; willing to hook-up (or have s-xual intercourse) with anything that walks… or crawls; extremely dirty in bed
“that girl slept with three girls’ boyfriends’, she is such a carlyle.”
a wonderfully s-xy blonde who is smarter than most people. she usually has large, perfectly soft br–sts that all men adore. she usually loves to play with men alone in dark rooms for hours on end.
dude that chick looked just like carlyle
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