Carmud


the act of sh-tting out a car window onto another persons car. usually at desperate times. – farting excessively indicates you may have to carmud-

warning : can be very messy and disgusting!
dude, i had to take a m-ssive sh-t while in traffic, so i rolled down the window, stuck my bare -ss out, and projected carmud all over the car behind me!

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