carousel congregation
in an airport, this is the huge throng of unnecesssary people (kids, grandmothers, people in wheelchairs, babies in strollers, etc.) who crowd around the baggage carousel in front of people who are actually trying to retrieve their own bags.
grandma, is that our bag?
i dunno. this man is in my way, and i can’t see, what color is it?
umm, i think it’s black.
no, thats not our bag. that’s the porter, dear!
me: great, just what i need after a six hour flight with these r-t-rds, a f-cking carousel congregation!!
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