carpal tongual


the soreness of one’s tongue caused by too much c-nn-l-ng-s.
matt: sorry babe, i can’t go any longer. i’ve been at it for over an hour now, and i’m beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.

selfish woman: but i only came eight times!

matt: exactly, now it’s my turn, dammit!

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