Carpal Tunnel


short for carpal tunnel syndrome, a nerd’s worst nightmare.

can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
kyle: ahh! ahh!
stan: kyle? kyle? dude, what’s wrong?
kyle: carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it’s aahhh!
stan: oh jesus, he’s got it bad.
cartman: quick, we need bengay.
short for carpal tunnel syndrome, a nerd’s worst nightmare.

can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
kyle: ahh! ahh!
stan: kyle? kyle? dude, what’s wrong?
kyle: carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it’s aahhh!
stan: oh jesus, he’s got it bad.
cartman: quick, we need bengay.
what you get from masturbating too much.
dude: “ahh, i can’t write this essay, my wrist hurts.”

dude 2: “dude, you got carpal tunnel. lay off the p-rn sites.”
where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from w-nking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.
girl: “sh-t i’m getting cramp”
boy: “it’s just carpal tunnel b-tch, get over it”
a woman with large br–sts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body
dude did u see that chick she had carpal tunnel

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