carpet babies
carpet babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching bodyshaping on espn or some soft core p-rn on cinemax at 3 am. right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
hey you dumb-ss i just stepped on your carpet babies. don’t sweat it i’ll make more.
when a baby is conceived by s-m-n picked up off of the carpet. often done by the “scooting method” where the male -j-c-l-t-s onto the carpet and then the female scoots her v-g-n- across the s-m-n-covered area.
ethan’s insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
oooo that boy is so fine i’d have his carpet babies!
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