carpet beanbag
the state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
guy 1: “dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together”
guy 2: “bro that’s already a thing, it’s called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and i’ll show you!”
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