carpet carrier


somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. there elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.
1: “look at how bycroft walks, he looks like he’s carrying carpets”

2: “why does dave walk like ten men?”
“dunno mate, looks like he’s carpet carry’in”

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