Carpet Cunt
noun: a woman whose v-g-n-l pubic hair is thorn-like (pr-ckly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the p-n-s.
“f-ck man”
“what?”
“i should have listened to you. i f-cked the sh-t out of that carpet c-nt last night.”
“so…”
“so her pr-ckly bush gave my d-ck some f-cked up rug burn”
a v-g-n- that is sooo hairy it makes the person ontop feel as if they are in a carpet store or on a new rug!
whenever i have s-x with my girlfriend, i can feel her carpetc-nt touch my p-n-s and it makes a nice scratchy feeling
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