carpet dweller
1. any middle management types who rarely leave their carpeted offices. generally have no idea how things really get done around the place they work and usually have “big ideas” about workplace improvements that improve nothing and waste untold hours of labor.
2. any office worker who will do anything they can do to avoid going out onto the production floor among the people who actually get the work done.
carpet dweller 1: “we have some ideas for work flow improvements! should only take about three additional minutes a day!”
production worker 1: “three minutes?!? seriously this will add at least an hour to my day!”
carpet dweller 2: “hey, since you are on your way back out onto the floor, will you take this out to so-and-so? i can’t, the hard concrete hurts my knees and i’m right in the middle of updating my facebook page? kthanksbye!”
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