carpet flyer
a carpet flyer is a person who is generally of middle-eastern origin. it is a derrogatory term, used mostly by people in the south, or people with good senses of humour.
made famous by larry the cable guy in the movie delta farce when he is sent to iraq or “the land of the carpet flyers”
“that carpet flyer caught me trying to steal from his convenience store!”
a big, fat, arab with m-ssive amounts of facial hair, including eyebrows. never a big hit with the ladies, but never gives up. on them. not to be mistaken with a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
player 1: omg! did you just see that carpet flyer?
player 2: their eyebrows were like evergreen trees!
player 1: lawlz
player 2: -sings songs from aladdin-
player 1: well whatever, they were still fat and arab.
Read Also:
- Guided Modification and Branching
guided modification and branching (gmb) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. it is a subset of intelligent design. it differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that […]
- guimp
the worlds smallest website..beyotch
- catharctic
of or related to a release of emotional tension that takes place somewhere to the north of 66° 33’n. after i finally got revenge on the polar bear that ate my babies, i collapsed and cried for hours. it was a very catharctic experience. n.) a type of rock that is awesome. such bands that […]
- catheads
catheads are any type of shoe that is not brand-name. ha, nice catheads. cat heads—southern term for biscuits–the kind your grandmaw makes. ya’ll come eat–the cat heads are getting cold! a male with long hair. resembles having a cat on ones head. look at that cat head over there, should get his f-cking hair cut, […]
- Chaps My Leathers
1) a phrase used when something disappoints you and or annoys you to the point of almost swearing. 2) when referring to something obscene, disgusting or just plain wrong; comes from but-less chaps 1) “you wanna know what really chaps my leathers, this dang rush hour traffic!” or friend: hey dude i think that teacher […]