carpet munching muff diver


a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either “vintage” or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching m-ff diver.

i.e. ellen. katy perry. miley cyrus.

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