carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . term created 2016 by amanda . example , “hey bro , can i use a towel to sit on? i don’t want to get carpet pants. “. n*body wants carpet pants trust me !
“hey bro , can i use a towel to sit on? i really don’t want carpet pants”
a person who lacks intelligence, common sense or puts diesel in a petrol car. barry is such a gleblur, yesterday he gave his bank details to one of those scammers who claimed he had won 13 millions pounds.
- tapped gravy
an intriguing way to suck major d*ck at something “i play xbox but i simply just tapped gravy every time”
someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others. (note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.) (note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!) hunter is a timeophile.
- rhino geyser
when your getting head, and you c*m while being deep throated, and she doesn’t expect it and your c*m squirts out her nostril. i gave you old step mom a rhino geyser last night. here’s the video to prove it.