carpet shark
a pet ferret.
ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. this is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall sh-g carpet.
my carpet shark is an albino. he also keeps hiding my keys in the mattress.
a horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.
ouch! that blasted carpet shark!!!
a dog lurking around the kitchen or dining room, looking for ground score
that terrier is a real carpet shark. i dropped a hotdog, and she was all over it in a second.
slang term for a lesbian.
that carpet shark is with a different womann every night.
a lesbian who likes to go down on girls who are on their period. when they come up for air, they have blood on their face.
that girl is a real carpet shark. don’t let her find out your girlfriend is on the rag.
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