carpie
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embar-ssing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-s-x friend who would obviously like to f-ck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, h-m-erotic moments
kevin attracts carpies like sh-t attracts flies.
1. oral s-x performed on the female driver of a moving vehicle. female specific -n-log to road head.
2. road-head for b-tches.
“i got some car-pie from my boyfriend, woody, on the drive down to atlanta last week.”
a boy someone loves
i love carpie
a freckled f-g man-wh-r- who likes to c-ck and ball it up.
don’t be carpie
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