carpoon


when you are in a car with three or more people, and at least 2 are having s-x.
i was thankful for the ride, but chris was getting some serious carpoon while bringing me home.
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a portmanteau of “cartoon” and “poon” (or poontang)

used to refer to the genitalia of a female cartoon character
man, i’d love some of her carpoon

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