carpwned


another word for pwned but better. basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

the history:
my friend and i were talking about how steve erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to say “steve erwin got harpooned.” but instead i mis-styped and wrote “steve erwin got carpooned” and it soon evolved to carponed–> carpwned.

so yes. this is a movement. use this word all the time in any situation you can. in sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

carpwned. its a way of life.

word created by keenan’s mistyping and chris’ evolution of the word.
your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
he drops it.
“carpwned!”
a derivation of the word “owned” or “pwned” dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being “carpwned.”
nate: “dude keenan just got hit by a freakin car!”
chris: “hahaha carpwned”
another word for pwned but better. basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

the history:
my friend and i were talking about how steve erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to to “steve erwin got harpooned.” but instead i mis-styped and wrote “steve erwin got carpooned” and it soon evolved to carponed–> carpwned.

so yes. this is a movement. use this word all the time in any situation you can. in sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

carpwned. its a way of life.

word created by keenan’s mistyping and chris’ evolvation of the word.
your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
he drops it.
“carpwned!”

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