carringface


this is a rare and unuasual creature that has some distinguishing features, mainly it’s giant nostral cavities which are used to store food and suck up pretty much any thing it wants, it has very co-rs- thick curly head hair some might describe it as pubic. also it has little ears which come out on stalks. some breeds of the carringface drive cars bought of gypsies, they will mate with pretty much everything but usually ugly twins.
scientific name – carringfacius curlynostral pubus
a complete pr-ck and suck his own d-ck
carringface is a complete pr-ck and sucks his own d-ck

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