carrotcruncher
a carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the hampshire and dorset area.
a bournemouth football fan would say “we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today”
carrot crunchers are the country b-mpkins from the little hampshire farming community of portsmouth. they are also known as worzels.
ize a wurzelling carrot cruncher from portsmouth, ize is.
city dwellers term for those who come from the country.
“that carrot cruncher don’t even know how to do up his shoe laces.”
west midland term for an east midlander, due to their strange, rural ways and a propensity for crunching carrots.
“kettering, full of f-cking carrot crunchers”
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