Carter III
1.) weezy f. baby’s weakest alb-m by far! the lyrics were not the best he has ever spewed and the beats were just horrendous. if you listen to this alb-m your ears will bleed. the perfect revenge to anyone who ever done you wrong will be tying them to a chair and playing this alb-m non-stop. i swear it will literally kill them. but if you like music that a 2 year old can compose this may be the alb-m you have been waitng for. other uses for the carter iii include:
-if ya have unexpected guests over, it makes the perfect drink coasters.
-have a cat or dog that is not quite house broken yet, never fear carter iii to the rescue. use it as a p–per scooper, that’s right. use a piece of sh-t to pick up some sh-t.
2.) a fake person who is washed up and pretends to be hard when they really are not. actually these people talk will talk sh-tabout you and then duck and dodge a real fight like the p-ssy punk b-tch they are.
1.)dumb -ss: hey, carter iii is hot, i bought 3 copies!
smart individual: oh that’s great. hey let me borrow one. my cat just sh-tted on the floor.
2.) punk -ss b-tch: just wait. i’ma whoop dat n-gg- -ss. he stepped on my j’s.
real n-gg-: what you said? wut you gonna do?
punk -ss b-tch:(runs off in a hurry)
real n-gg-: dats wut i thought, ole carter iii -ss.
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