Casella Pet
an awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and b-tt plugs in every orifice. the casella pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his -ss for the longest period in history without breaking. once an iconic business man, the casella pet contracted meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.
last night hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of bordeaux and decided to let the casella pet out of his box.
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