caspering


the act of removing a fitted sheet from a bed and placing it over ones head as to transform into a ghost. then perform the deed of intercourse with a confused partner while maintaining a ghost-like demeanor.
“so you picked up last night, did you casper her bro?”
“yeah it was great man, she was so confused when i pulled all the sheets off her bed”
“caspering is always a good time”
the act of j-zzing on ones hand and then proceeding to beat the sh-t out of the mate with the sticky limb.
“how did caspering go bro?”

“man last night was crazy. i caspered my girlfriend so hard she couldn’t even open her eyes when i was done.”
the act of vigorously applying facial scrubs/soaps in order to care for one’s skin, resulting in a frothy white foam on the face that makes the individual appear ghostly. the term is frequently applied to females–whom inherently spend more time engaging in the activity than males–and often to asian females specifically, because of their affinity for such beauty rituals.
melanie spent almost 20 minutes caspering every night, often resulting in her boyfriend falling asleep before she got to bed.

jane was jealous that her boyfriend’s caspering routine was far less involved than hers.

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