Cassandra Claim


named after the greek prophetess. a way of saying “i told you so” or to remind people not to complain to your -ss about sh-t because you warned them all about the problems you saw coming a mile away.
i filed a c-ssandra claim when you hired his dumb -ss so don’t start in with me. i told you he was a sticky fingered shifty b-st-rd and you still hired him so it’s your fault that he stole over $9,000 worth of stock.

i’ve got a c-ssandra claim on your boyfriend cheating on you, beth, because i warned your -ss that i saw his car parked in front of the p-rn store just about every night on my way home from work.

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