Castillo


spanish word for castle
¡mire ese castillo!-look at that castle!
cas⋅ti⋅llo  /kɑsˈtilyɔ, -yɔ/ or kahs-tee-lyaw, -yaw

–noun

1. cl-ssical def.:a common prost-tute and/or woman of questionable virtue; likely of sea origin, adhering herself like a barnacle to a merchant ship’s hull as it made it’s way from port to port. s-xual favors provided therein spread disease and pestilence across the mediterraean and nearly capsized lisbon in 1643.

2. modern/slang: a succubus who will then either; a.) defile your sheets with excrement and obfuscate your personal possessions about the bedroom as a rite of p-ssage among women of her sort; b.) leave you with temporary vd and steal your cereal.

3. archaic: a ruffian; a floozy.

origin:

1645–present; < l < espana: act of depravity, despicable act of a s-xual nature; < l < portugal: slang use for f-ll-t-- with dogs or equivalent; n. use of fem. custallos, equiv. to a- a- 6 + -custallambros- (comb. form of brotōs mortal; akin to l mortuus dead, murder by s-xual depravity) + -ios adj. rare usage-present; < l < trin./tobago: a drunk who becomes fl-stered; often naked. other uses: slang term for a raw deal, as if being robbed by a 'hooker of pirate origin'; or rather "i was totally castillo-ed by rachel" 1.) "poor captain valencia mistook a castillo for a woman of gentry and has succ-mbed to the groin-plague." 2.) "i can't go out tonight, i'm drowsy, have to do laundry. totally castilloed."

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