Castle Crunk


castle crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in glenview, il. it has seen approximately 100 parties in it’s short history. it is a living legend among students at glenbrook south high school.
dan: yo, let’s call the king and see if we can stop by the castle tonight.
nick: yeah, i’m down. i like kegs and girls so the castle sounds good.
or…
freshman: hey dawg, can i come to castle crunk?
john: no…
wigger: hey j nizzle, is it straight yo if i come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
john: no, wiggers and pieces of sh-t aren’t allowed. there are no bloods in glenview. thanks

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