cat fart
the foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.
d-mn dude! that smelled just like a cat fart! go find a litter box, will ya?!
n. a horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. it smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
her: what the f-ck is that smell?
him: i farted.
her: no you didn’t that couldn’t have been you it smells too bad.
him: it definitely was me.
her: holy sh-t that smells like a cat fart! oh my god. -pukes-
a fart like sound being emitted from the v-g-n-. also known as queef.
bob heard a fart come from her v-g-n-. known as a cat fart.
when someone of asian origin p-sses wind, and the stench lingers
ohhhh that cat fart is unbelievable! can sure smell some cat in that one!
Read Also:
- Cat Juice
the unidentifiable liquid that comes off of a cat’s mouth when it shakes its head quickly. eew, fluffy got cat juice on me! the pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat’s eyes when you hug it too hard. fluffy is full of cat juice. watch, i’ll prove it.
- Catlizard
a person who enjoys lounging in the sun. loves to lay around at the park with their other catlizard buddies. are often very trickery look at that derval over there. she lounges in the sun like a trickery catlizard.
- Cat's Blanket
nickname for cate blanchett. because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a cat’s blanket. stu: na, i ain’t never seen that film. laura: trust me, we saw it. stu: who was […]
- cattrapped
when a cat falls asleep on you so peacefully you can’t bare to move them. so now you are stuck until they arise. i was going to get some laundry done, but i ended up cattrapped on the couch all afternoon. but baby, i was cattrapped!
- Caught on the Crapper
when someone catches you masturbating on the toilet or when s-m-n is found on the toilet seat. boy: hey you wanna go see a movie with me and beth? friend: no, i can’t. boy: why not? friend: i got caught on the cr-pper.