Cat Penis


usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. baked in an oven then ground into powder. some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into rocks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. usually sold in the hood.
he was so wasted on cat p-n-s he was awake for 2 days.
an unbelievably small p-n-s, used as an insult to other friends.
dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat p-n-s of yours.
dave: wtf
(people across from dave and bill):snicker lol!
usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. baked in an oven then ground into powder. some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. usually found in the hood.
he got so wasted on the cat p-n-s he was up for 2 days.

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