cat vs cucumber


used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. the cat’s reaction to the cuc-mber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.
tiffany: we were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

lauren: no way! (lol’s)
tiffany: yeah! i was like a cat vs cuc-mber!
katie: but did you get some?
tiffany: oviiii, he’s so hot.

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