Catch 20-Poo
dilemma which occurs when you need to sh-t but are far away from the nearest toilet. running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to sh-t more. walking doesn’t make you want to sh-t nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. hence, you are caught in a catch 20-poo.
“i went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home i got caught in a catch 20-poo”.
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