Catcus


a common mispelling of the word cactus
“oh sh-t dude i jus got spiked by a catcus”

“i do believe that is ‘cactus’ ”
2 more definitions
a dyslexic cat who likes cous cous.
1: h-llo mr cat, would you like some cous cous?
2: yes, i like cus cus, because i am a catcus.
a spicky object
ohhhhh no i spicked my b-tttttttt!!!!!!

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