Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm
1. a category six counter-clockwise sh-tstorm is similar to that of a conventional sh-tstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. the category six counter-clockwise sh-tstorm, however, is when this series of typically f-cked up events surp-sses the point of being cl-ssified as a simple sh-tstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. a measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one’s colon. the number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. teacher: good morning cl-ss, i know that yesterday i gave you a new project on top of your history project -ssigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the pythagorean theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now i must change the book report’s due date to tomorrow as well.
student: board up the windows, this is a category six counter-clockwise sh-tstorm!
2. person a: what the h-ll happened to the toilet bowl? it’s all cracked and chipped.
person b: category six counter-clockwise sh-tstorm.
person a: jesus.
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