Catfish Moustache
#1. the invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health cl-ss or just returned from a run before intercourse.
#2. hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy -ss (either guy or girl).
i need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the catfish moustache off my face. it smells like a dead pirates sw-ss.
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