Catholocism
a particular virulent strain of the christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and h-m-s-xuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as “faith” or “the holy spirit.”
man: can you tell me what is wrong with me?
doctor: i’m sorry. you’ve come down with christianity. there is no cure.
man: dear g-d! how bad is it?
doctor: it is probably too late. it’s advanced into full-scale catholocism.
man: at least i will have faith.
a very large and powerful cult.
catholocism will f-ck your mind, boy. and the priests will f-ck your -ss.
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