catman

catman is a super hero commonly known as “elliot” this feisty feline can be found in west norfolk, he is 6 ft 2 and has cat ears. he has bin known to drag people from burning buildings, save podestrians from becoming roadkill, and rescuing little kittys from trees.
“save me catman” “ok”
21st century shakespear \m/
“the best way to live your life is not to dwell on things too long. you can’t change them and worrying about the past steals your present and shortens your future.” – catman
a guy who acts like a cat. he tends to be more self-centered, comes and goes whenever he pleases, and takes lots of naps.
“da-na-na-na-na cat man!”

“that guy is such a cat, man. i’m allergic to him!”
catmans are cool people.
they are excellent shufflers and are adepts in robot unicorn attack.
catmans are s-xy beasts too.
girl a: “what do you think about james.”
girl b: “i heard he is a catman.”
girl a: “hot!!!!”
a pot smoking kid, whos so nasty. he has 12 cats and gets em all high, all da time.
tim- kid, yesterday i was tokeing with cat-man, and one of his cats licked my d-ck
a name to call someone when they have the word “cat” in their name and they are super waisted f-cks.
“dude, who’s that?”

“i don’t know, she is calling herself catman, just go with it..”
j-panese cat who is afraid of commitment. his many adventures, filled with misfortunes, eventually lead him to understand that you can’t run from life forever. he is addicted to gambling and smoking. in one episode he chose a game of pool over his girlfriend. he lost the game.
he is featured in the cartoon “catman” which is composed of two series and can be found in shockwave.com
catman has no attachments, and that is what makes him so bad-ss.