Cat’s Cradle


(n)

1. the reason everyone is screwed up.

2. as children, we try to look for a cat and a cradle in the string game cat’s cradle, but we don’t see it, thus, it ruins us mentally.
no d-mn cat, and no d-mn cradle.
also the metaphor that good old kurt uses for religion
i read cat’s cradle and it awed me.
a fun little childhood game that kurt vonnegut used to point out the senselessness of human existance. it’s all in our minds.
“see the cat? see the cradle”
the area in a males pants that is between the ball sack and the shaft. also refers to the dried s-m-n that dribbles down the p-n-s and behind the ball sack.
i got an itch in the cats cradle

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