Catspert


someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.
dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
catspert: oh by the way, you should try scoop away kitty litter. it really neutralizes the smell and makes the p–py clumps tight.
everyone: …………

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