cattle catcher


in a choo-choo train of males pounding one another in the -ss, the cattle catcher finds himself at the front of the action, on his knees and proudly servicing the throbbing member of the train’s “engine” so that he may receive the duality of pleasure that the rest of the train (save for the caboose) enjoys. the name is given due to the shape of the man, on his knees with back bent forward to completely be throated, resembling that of a cattle catcher on a train.
gary: i’m really tired of always taking it in the -ss day in and day out, without getting to put my d-ck in something.

ron: i hear you, i’m gonna get the little b-tch greg to run cattle catcher tonight.

gary: thank the heavens, it’s been too long since i have felt the lips of another man ensconce my shaft

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