Cattoo
a tattoo of a cat that makes a noise when you rub it. however, the tattoo must be on your d-ck.
josh: nice cattoo man.
ben: why are you lookin’ at my d-ck man?
a tattoo of a cat anywhere on your body.
check out that black cattoo on that girl’s back!
a tattoo of a domesticated house cat.
mostly used in a negative sense….
that guy over there has a cattoo, what a loser i mean seriously he is like a cat lady in dude form
a method of tattooing where ink is applied to the claws of a cat, which is then dropped on the face of the sleeping victim.
can be done by a kitten, but significantly less effective.
peter was viciously cattooed in retaliation to his refusal of the ceremonial tater-tot.
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