cattywompus


crooked; lopsided or askew.
“that picture frame is cattywompus.”
topsy-turvy; weird
i ate those mushrooms and now i feel all cattywompus.
to be all helter skelter and askew. not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.
ryan: i crashed my car and it still drove!
gabe: oh, sweet. it actually drove normal.
ryan: nah, it was all cattywompus like!
to go diagonal or accross something
you know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron wilborn creek.
to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something
them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from wilbourn creek.
or
that sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.
totally messed up, yet baller
this sh-t is cattywompus!!!
created by sydney a describing word for something hairy or ugly.
devin’s b-tt lint is cattywompus

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