catversation


the talk directed at a cat, usually your own. of course the only word they understand is their name.
1. i had a catversation the other day with felix: ‘aww felix! what’s that in your mouth? a lizard? oh, aren’t you a good hunty cat! miaow? do you want some din-dins baby?’
a conversation held with a cat. often an action done by someone quite lonely and therefore with no one else to talk to, but also possible to be done by a person who talks to much (i.e. likes to hear their own voice).
alastair: where’s mary?
barnaby: she’s at her house having a wonderful catversation with fluffy.
alastair: why are we even friends with such a loser?

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