catwank
this is the sensation of wanting to be a cat with current intellegence and to have an attractive female owner that you will be able to m-st-rb-t- over (especially when naked after showers) as she won’t suspect the cat of doing such a thing. this is most commonly found in males as opposed to females.
gosh jr stop wanting to be a catw-nk!
“look at the cat stroking itself”
“that’s not a cat that’s a catw-nk!”
the speed at which one can open a bottle
“what’s your catw-nk?”
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