Catzophrenia
a common behavior of most felines characterized by a seemingly normal cat or kitten kitzophrenia turning into a completely different cat or kitten in front of your eyes. multiple personality disorder is a similar diagnosis. seemingly impaired by delusions, paranoid beliefs and even hallucinations. diagnosis is determined by observed behavior which is common in 99% of all cats or kittens.
the seemingly happy, purring cat, for some reason showed signs of catzophrenia and just started biting me!
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